Archive for February, 2009

Tough Talk for Tough Times!

Friday, February 27th, 2009

blast_phisto_watchm_prog2_sm1Phistophicles sells his soul in the name of branded content and viral marketing (which interestingly enough didn’t even exist in ancient Greece!) as he not-so-cleverly shills for the movie, “Watchmen.” The great (relatively speaking) mind also weighs in on the stimulus package, super powers, performance enhancing drugs, and inter-office romance.  Take that, Plato!

Phistophicles Goes Ballistic on Set!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Hungry Man TV deeply and sincerely apologizes for the language used by Phistophicles, Lesser Known Greek Philosopher in a recent taping of his new philosophical works. While undoubtedly a genius, Phistophicles is only human, and was suffering from food poisoning and jet lag.

His comments do not reflect the values of quality family entertainment that Hungry Man TV strives to bring it’s audience. We also apologize to PETA, the League of Women Voters, the ACLU, the people of Qatar and the Cincinnati Bengals’ cheerleaders. Everyone else can suck it.

Stay Gold!

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

cash4gold_smLeave it up to Bryan Buckley to direct one of this year’s most buzzed about Super Bowl advertisements. Starring heavy hitting has-beens MC Hammer and Ed McMahon, the spot was nothing short of (you knew it was coming)… pure comedy gold!  The New York Post called it “one of the most memorable ads,” and Jon Stewart couldn’t help but point out its relevance on The Daily Show.